just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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