I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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