Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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