No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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