Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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