im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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