is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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