No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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