someone get that fucking seahorse.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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