I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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