my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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