i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
