it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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