the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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