Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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