I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
