is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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