Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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