Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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