I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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