why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Drake has all the answers
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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