belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
another moral hangover. fuck.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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