this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.