I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard