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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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  haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

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  ... oops

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...

  (985): View more from Louisiana

  wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.

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• (760): View more from California

  I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.

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• (310): View more from California

  Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon

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• (409): View more from Texas

  They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.

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