so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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