we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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