Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
The ass gains better be worth it
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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