i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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