I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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