sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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