You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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