i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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