Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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