my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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