at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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