Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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