11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i think i have herpe
just one?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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