My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
FUCK WHALES
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