she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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