Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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