hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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