You just made me feel so damn special
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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