oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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