put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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