idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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