i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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