So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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