No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
