So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i out mim tonsoeep
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