we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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