She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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