Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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