YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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