I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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