Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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