16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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