I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Randomize
